The End Of The Alphabet

Patrick Bettison

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When PatriQ recorded the first track for the album that would later be known as The End of the Alphabet no one knew what to expect. He was an unknown who wondered onto the music scene in his signature white tank top and shades with an unnerving confidence that caught everyone off guard. No one starts their music career with an album like this, but

When PatriQ recorded the first track for the album that would later be known as The End of the Alphabet no one knew what to expect. He was an unknown who wondered onto the music scene in his signature white tank top and shades with an unnerving confidence that caught everyone off guard. No one starts their music career with an album like this, but PatriQ doesn't care about what everyone else does.

Rehearsing, playing live, touring, even practicing his instruments were all unnecessary for him. “Some people have to practice, but not me. I just am. When you become the music nothing can stop your genius from shining through,” PatriQ said as he tuned his maracas between takes. Musicians and sound engineers crowded the studio eager to watch this rare talent at work.

“It was amazing,” recording engineer, Bill The Shark Johnson, said. “He did everything in one take, making up the lyrics on the spot and playing all the instruments. All the while he was eating the biggest Cuban sandwich I'd ever seen. I still don't know where he got that thing.”

Patti Coco Puff, a local singer who came down to the studio to witness the magic in person, said, “I wish I could write lyrics like that. Man, he's got such a nimble mind. When he came up with that line from Jello, 'Jiggle around on the plate for me,' my knees got weak. I'd Jiggle around on the plate for PatriQ any day.”

When the original recordings were lost no one thought this album would ever see the light of day. PatriQ had disappeared from the music scene as mysteriously and quickly as he'd arrived leaving a gaping hole behind. Five years later those recordings where uncovered in the basement of the deceased business tycoon, Robert The Bulldog Prescott.

When asked about the recordings Robert's daughter said that her dad was a big music fan who was just trying to keep a little bit of history for himself. Thankfully the family decided to release the tracks so we can all relive that important moment in musical history.

The End of the Alphabet is an album so dynamic and profound that it is unmatched by even the most well-known artists. Add it to your music collection and become part the movement.

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